<GMREAL> so what was everyone going to do about the guys running rampant in the city

<The_Gimmick> send them into orbit

<GMREAL> I heard that someone had a plan?

<The_Gimmick> barring that.. pannik

<GMREAL> or was it just running over there ASAP first

<The_Gimmick> no u heard i was drawing up plans :)

<Electrovolt> "Gimmick, do ya need me or should i continue my pursuit."

<The_Gimmick> well i was warning everyone that lightshow is a master of illusion

<The_Gimmick> "ummm your pursuit sounds like it'll carry u into the battle anyway"

<Electrovolt> "she keeps falling! Damnit..."

<Ze> Arrrgh!!!

<GMREAL> Was Z first contact?

<The_Gimmick> "right remember everyone this is a trap.. property damage isn't too big of a concern at the moment as long as their is no civilians there"

<The_Gimmick> i think z was

<Ze> Dawn just called for a randy I didn't take today...

<The_Gimmick> i know i was en route

<Electrovolt> "My question is where is the big cheese himself. This is a sideshow."

<Ze> Arne and jen are kicking my sorry ass in dragon...

<The_Gimmick> randy's at a lego contest

<Ze> my biochem is eating what's left of my ass...

<The_Gimmick> "probably

<The_Gimmick> "but the big cheese never shows his face in public"

* Electrovolt heads toward the battle.

<The_Gimmick> "usuallky have to pry open his cover with crowbar"

<Ze> and we're doing what to who in which bit of sushi today...

<Ze> and we're playing now?

<GMREAL> I thought so

<The_Gimmick> z.. your mission if you choose to accept it.. is to kick ass.. failing that kiss your ass

<GMREAL> But if its bad next time...

<GMREAL> Or is there lag?

<Ze> lag?

<Electrovolt> no i got one second on him

<The_Gimmick> umm doubt it

<Ze> ping?

<Ze> me?

<GMREAL> yeah

-> [Ze] PING

<GMREAL> just did

<The_Gimmick> we luv u z

<Ze> Am I supposed to go kick ass?

<GMREAL> ok so do you want to play, or are you busy.

<GMREAL> I mean its not a big deal if you are busy.

<The_Gimmick> u said arne was playing then u said he wasnt... which is it :)

<Ze> I never meant to say Arne was playing. He is not.

<GMREAL> I just wanted to know if I can get your attention for a bit.

<Ze> And as for me...

<GMREAL> listen, I understnad you have a guest.

<Ze> sure, I'll play a bit.

<GMREAL> ok

<GMREAL> I just don't want to take you away from your guest and all.

<GMREAL> I understand that its important to not be rude.

<The_Gimmick> hey rob

<GMREAL> k

<GMREAL> yeah?

<Ze> it's ok.

<The_Gimmick> z's the master of servicing guests

<GMREAL> should I just start rolling

<The_Gimmick> i dont think he needs us reminding him

*** Ze is now known as Chemical_Bond

<GMREAL> OK

<The_Gimmick> besides i'm sure a patented Z backrub would allow jen to forgive much

* Chemical_Bond heads to the brawl.

<GMREAL> HA

<GMREAL> ok

<Chemical_Bond> hmmmm... good idea, Randy.

<The_Gimmick> hey i'v epissed off enuff girls in my life to know what needs to be done to get forgiveness

* Electrovolt does the patented hero grin (complete with twinkle)

<The_Gimmick> granted twice that involved me taking punches

<The_Gimmick> but it was worth it

<Electrovolt> been there, did that.

<The_Gimmick> sigh

<Electrovolt> oh yes it was....

<The_Gimmick> off to get our asses kicked we go!

<Chemical_Bond> argh

<GMREAL> OK

<Electrovolt> "Freedom!"

<GMREAL> So CB you head towards the area

<Chemical_Bond> I'll beat you all there and get my ass kicked first!

<GMREAL> It looks like you're going to be first contact

<Electrovolt> shut up you have absorption.

<GMREAL> Well, the area is a mess.

<Chemical_Bond> woo hoo

<GMREAL> You've got a number of streetlights thrown through buildings, cars and buses smashed around.

<GMREAL> But no people hurt as of yet.

<GMREAL> Luckily...

<Chemical_Bond> fun...

<GMREAL> Anyway, your four friends are over there, still causing havok.

<GMREAL> They are spread out a bit now.

<The_Gimmick> is this second level or third?

<Chemical_Bond> go talk to friends/

<Chemical_Bond> :)

<GMREAL> second level

<GMREAL> talk to?

<GMREAL> who?

<Electrovolt> me thinks he means the four horseman over there.

<Chemical_Bond> ']=]

<GMREAL> ok

<The_Gimmick> i wonder who the jack-2 wannabe is

<GMREAL> YOu step to the plate

<Chemical_Bond> I'll talk to...

<GMREAL> who do you want to talk to?

<Chemical_Bond> wait a minute.

<Chemical_Bond> these aren't my friends...

<Chemical_Bond> who said that?

<Chemical_Bond> arrgh.

<Chemical_Bond> ok, I do not talk to them.

<GMREAL> Water Girl, Jack-guy, Big Guy, or Light-girl

<GMREAL> well, they are looking around a bit.

<Chemical_Bond> are they all together?

<The_Gimmick> "oh yeah some divce... nail lightshow first"

<GMREAL> Kinda spread apart like a bit

<The_Gimmick> "she's the one that can screw with your mind the easiest"

<Chemical_Bond> "Thank you... is this hit first, ask questions later?"

<Chemical_Bond> "Screw with my mind?"

<The_Gimmick> "yes

<GMREAL> The girl with the sunglasses yawns and checks her watch

<Electrovolt> illusions.

<The_Gimmick> "she ahs the power of illusion"

<The_Gimmick> "also be prepared to scram if they disappear

<The_Gimmick> "most likely she's making illusions of where she is as we speak"

<Chemical_Bond> "I'll wait till you guys get here this time.

<GMREAL> She looks around again.

<GMREAL> Gimme a stealth check CB

<GMREAL> or someone roll for Z

<The_Gimmick> i rolled 12

<GMREAL> ok

<The_Gimmick> a nice nifty number

<Chemical_Bond> someone else roll, thanks

<Electrovolt> ten here.

<GMREAL> doh

<GMREAL> ok

<GMREAL> Umm, she looks over in your direction

*** GMREAL is now known as Lightshow

<Lightshow> "Hey, Come on out of there."

<Lightshow> "Like the outfit."

<Chemical_Bond> "Uh, sure."

* Chemical_Bond walks out.

<Electrovolt> christ almighty.

* Lightshow looks at you with a grin.

<The_Gimmick> uhhhhh naivete

<The_Gimmick> aint it grand

*** Lightshow is now known as GMREAL

<Electrovolt> brb

<GMREAL> Lightshow and the others get closer

<Chemical_Bond> "so, tell me, what is it you do around these parts?"

<Chemical_Bond> (subvoc) "Guys, you may wish to hurry"

<GMREAL> <as Lightshow> Right now we're trying to get your attention.

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> Glad it worked.

<Chemical_Bond> "Oh, ok. Hey, glad I could help friends out, right?"

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> So is this a committee thing, or is the Gimmick your boss.

<Chemical_Bond> "Well, that's interesting. You see, I wouldn't know the first thing about this gimmick character, and..."

<GMREAL> You notice both of the guys are lingering on your "nifty" spots.

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> UH HUH

<The_Gimmick> oh no

<The_Gimmick> they cloned mayhem!

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> Right, whatever

<GMREAL> Gimmick, you are now pretty close to the scene.

<Electrovolt> back and still hitting head

<Chemical_Bond> "Hey, please stop looking at me that way!"

<GMREAL> EV you are also pretty lose as well

<GMREAL> Both guys laugh

<Electrovolt> wahhh!

<GMREAL> <Mayhem> Ha ha, so what do you think?

<GMREAL> <MetalGuy> Not bad, heh heh. Kinda small for my taste though.

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BASTARDS!

<The_Gimmick> my question is wehre thell is ipf

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> We're TRYING to work things out here.

<GMREAL> <Riptide> This would never have happened if someone COMPETENT was in charge.

<Electrovolt> infighting. good.

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> ANYWAY, so how about it?

<Chemical_Bond> "How was what?"

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> We talk to your boss, ok?

<Chemical_Bond> "My boss?"

<The_Gimmick> hold on

<The_Gimmick> lemme see if my memory is ok

<Chemical_Bond> "Sorry, don't have one... is that an application?"

<Electrovolt> i see where the train is headed and I dont like it.

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> AAGH!

<The_Gimmick> right all of them have sworn to smatter my lifeless body through the city and use my blood to paint obsecneities about me

<The_Gimmick> and that was for starters

<GMREAL> Lightshow looks frustrated.

* Chemical_Bond looks neutral.

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> I TOLD him it wasn'T going to work.

* Chemical_Bond does not look acidic or basic, though.

<GMREAL> <Riptide> If INFERNO was hero...

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> SHUT UP!

* Chemical_Bond tries to buffer herself up.

<Electrovolt> Enough!

* Chemical_Bond makes mental note.

<GMREAL> ok Gimmick, you and EV are close enough to be wherever you want

* Chemical_Bond without Ben's help.

<Electrovolt> stick to the shadows, watch what is going on.

<GMREAL> ok

<The_Gimmick> right i'm setting a loudspeaker up near a building them movijg away a goodly distance

<GMREAL> ok

<The_Gimmick> around iunt he circle i mean

<The_Gimmick> say when im 100-200 yards away i'll start talking over it

<GMREAL> Lightshow: So how about it girl?

<Chemical_Bond> "You seem... frustrated. Anything I can help you with?"

<GMREAL> <Lightshow, really SLOW>

<Chemical_Bond> "Maybe you need a decent man in your life..."

<GMREAL> YOU TAKE ME TO SEE GIMMICK.

<GMREAL> Both guys crack up laughing

<Chemical_Bond> "I wouldn't reccomend him... he's probably not much anyway... if I knew him."

<GMREAL> <Mayhem> I like this one

<The_Gimmick> <in loud voice> Well if it isn't the Von Hertz kids... what happened downgrade Inferno for the rusty man?"

<Electrovolt> (i almost do to. but hold my compusure)

<Chemical_Bond> "But i could reccomend a great barber."

<GMREAL> Everyone looks over to Gimmicks voice

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> ABOUT DAMN TIME

<GMREAL> Everyone kinda waits there.

<GMREAL> <Lightshow> I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

<The_Gimmick> "then talk"

<Chemical_Bond> "Oh my god! It's the gimmick! Isn't he a known criminal???"

<GMREAL> <Riptide> Won't work...

<Electrovolt> hey rob, can i get a read on the metal guy, is he a robot or more machiene.

<GMREAL> Everyone looks at you.

<The_Gimmick> :sets surge to wide:

<GMREAL> uh...

<GMREAL> you check and yeah, he's a machine.

<Electrovolt> from his looks.

<GMREAL> some kind though.

<Electrovolt> ahhhh!

<Electrovolt> hehehe.

<GMREAL> you can see wiring through some of the plates.

<GMREAL> OK

<Chemical_Bond> "looks for something to alter... like t-shirts..."

<GMREAL> k

<The_Gimmick> hmm hope they like my speaker

<GMREAL> CB, you feel kinda strange.

<Chemical_Bond> try and shake it off

<GMREAL> You CATCH ON FIRE

<Chemical_Bond> I douse myself...

<Electrovolt> she is at it already.

<Chemical_Bond> annoyances...

<GMREAL> You hear a feral scream as GUESS WHO jumps down from a building.

<Electrovolt> oh crap.

<GMREAL> Riptide rinses you down.

*** GMREAL is now known as GREYGUY

<GREYGUY> "DIE!"

*** GREYGUY is now known as REALGM

<Chemical_Bond> "Lightshow... still interested in that boyfriend?"

<REALGM> he starts to charge at you.

<Chemical_Bond> "I guarantee, he's not much..."

* Chemical_Bond flies up.

<REALGM> Mayhem steps in front of you.

<Chemical_Bond> "But hey, he's got a great track mind for what you want..."

<Electrovolt> this is nutz

<Chemical_Bond> "Ummm, you may not want to do that, dude..."

<REALGM> Anyone going to stop the action>

<REALGM> if not...

<REALGM> i will give 10 secs

<Electrovolt> its his business, not mine.

<Chemical_Bond> nah... this is fun

<The_Gimmick> hey if he mangled mayhem i dont care

<The_Gimmick> and mayhem mangles him i dont care

<Chemical_Bond> but I will try to alter something to glue greyguy down.

<The_Gimmick> hence i'll watch and look for other enemies

<Electrovolt> win/win if you ask me.

<REALGM> THe guy charges at Mayhem, but then Lightshow steps in the way.

<Electrovolt> this is gettin silly.

<REALGM> WHAM Big flash of light, stuns Greyguy

<The_Gimmick> "by the way, that guys clawes are poisoned, just thought you'd like to know"

<REALGM> Mayhem hits grey guy hard.

<Electrovolt> this maneuver looks vaguly familiar.

<REALGM> Knockback to MetalGuy who then smashes him in an uppercut to the sky.

<Electrovolt> ahh rival schools.

<REALGM> Riptide then IMPALES him with a Water Dragon.

<Electrovolt> fuck.

<REALGM> The guy falls down in a splatter of blood.

<REALGM> Lightshow: Don't worry. Got him for you.

<Electrovolt> these guys play hardball.

<The_Gimmick> uh huh

<The_Gimmick> <communicator> :make sure he doesn't die...:

<REALGM> Lightshow pats Mayhem on the shoulder.

* Electrovolt cracks knuckles.

<The_Gimmick> <com> they don't tend to worry about those kind of things

<Chemical_Bond> "Umm, thanks guys."

<Electrovolt> go ahead cb.

* Chemical_Bond goes down to grey guy.

<Electrovolt> <com> "This is your show."

<REALGM> Lightshow says: OK, Gimmick. My Father wants to talk to you!

<Chemical_Bond> <com> "Who, me?

<REALGM> And your friends!

<The_Gimmick> "right before we were rudely interrupted by feral man.. i believe you were about to tell me why i shouldnt slam you"

<REALGM> "PAH! Listen, if you're jealous..."

<The_Gimmick> "your father.. wants to talk to me"

* Chemical_Bond makes sure Grey guy doesn't die... that's about it.'

<REALGM> Grey guy is badly hurt... REALLY bad, but is... regenerating?

<Electrovolt> awww crap.

<REALGM> "YES"

<Electrovolt> not again.

<The_Gimmick> "did her perchance say why i should care"

<REALGM> "Because... Well hell I..."

<Chemical_Bond> "I wonder why this dude wants me dead..."

<Chemical_Bond> "Oh well. he'll get up soon.

<REALGM> GreyGuy looks at you.

<Chemical_Bond> "That was fast."

<The_Gimmick> <coM> i think it's the perfume.. just drives the ferals wild

<Chemical_Bond> "Morning..."

<REALGM> He's concious, but not much more.

<REALGM> He moves to try to hurt you but he's too badly hurt.

<Chemical_Bond> "Stay still."

<Chemical_Bond> "You're going to hurt yourself at this rate."

<REALGM> Thats when all of you hear a whistling sound.

<The_Gimmick> "ok better question... why isn't the competent one here to request me to come?"

* Chemical_Bond looks at sound.

<REALGM> Lightshow: "HE DIDN'T WANT TO COME OK"

<REALGM> The sound if from overhead.

<Chemical_Bond> To lightshow: "I'm sorry, but my mother always told me not to talk with strangers."

<The_Gimmick> mm incoming

<REALGM> INCOMING

<The_Gimmick> i look up

<Electrovolt> >me looks up.

<REALGM> WHAM!

<REALGM> Something hits the area hard!

<Chemical_Bond> am i getting punished?

<The_Gimmick> glad i'm outside the area

<REALGM> WHOOM

<Electrovolt> crap (i have been saying th is alot today)

<REALGM> CB, give me a health roll.

<REALGM> EV, Gimmick, you guys too.

<Chemical_Bond> someone roll?

<Electrovolt> jumped up jesus on the half shell, its them isnt it.

<The_Gimmick> 10 for z

<REALGM> It has an area affect of a few blocks.

<Chemical_Bond> Randy... how's your dice script"

<Electrovolt> 9 for me

<Chemical_Bond> I'm all good.

<The_Gimmick> havent worked on it

<The_Gimmick> and i get a 10 also

<Electrovolt> i'm good

<The_Gimmick> wow three dice rolls 12 anbd below in a roll

<The_Gimmick> good for me

<The_Gimmick> normal for the rest

<REALGM> OK, you guys see something hit the ground hard, and gas leaks out all over the area.

<REALGM> You guys are fine for the moment, but its hard to concentrate...

<The_Gimmick> :puts on gas mask:

<Electrovolt> <com> "Ok this is getting rediculous."

<REALGM> i.e. you will have to make more health rolls the longer you stay in.

<The_Gimmick> err i mean air filitratio unit

<Electrovolt> head to the rooftops, where the air is clear.

<REALGM> All of you see Lightshow and Riptide pretty badly groggy.

<REALGM> The two big guys seem mostly unaffected.

<Electrovolt> keeping in cogneito.

<Chemical_Bond> "I change the gas."

<Chemical_Bond> sorry, that's not said.

<Chemical_Bond> that's an actio0n.

<REALGM> Then there is this roaring sound, as something fast comes in from the sky and slams into Lightshow, knocking her into a car.

<REALGM> Its Alpha Knight.

<Electrovolt> heh.

*** REALGM is now known as AlphaKnight

<AlphaKnight> Who's NEXT?

* Chemical_Bond doesn't move.

*** AlphaKnight is now known as REALGM

<Electrovolt> <com> "Should we let them rip each other apart?"

<The_Gimmick> <com> I don't really wanna see alpha hurt... they already lsot someone today

<REALGM> Luckily for CB, you are partially shielded by some of the wreckage that Lightshow just created so Alpha doesn't see you.

<REALGM> Beta lands as well.

<Chemical_Bond> "I want to protect the knights."

<Chemical_Bond> "

<The_Gimmick> <com> we'll bail alpha out if he needs it

<Chemical_Bond> "I owe them that."

<REALGM> Combat starts

<The_Gimmick> <com> personally we need to see their capabilities just in case

<Electrovolt> "Read ya."

<REALGM> Mayhem charges at Beta who then meets his charge head on.

<REALGM> They both clash.

<Electrovolt> "By the way, the metal guy is a robot or something like that."

<REALGM> and then Beta picks up Mayhem and Throws HIm into the ground.

<REALGM> Mayhem starts to get up but Beta is right on top of him.

* Chemical_Bond stays ready to help the knights if they need it.

<REALGM> Alpha's hands glow and a HUGE burst of energy (think DBZ-blue) fires out and slams into Riptide.

<Electrovolt> "These knights are killers..."

<REALGM> Riptide gets knocked backwards and into a lamppost, she's out.

<The_Gimmick> <com> "yes"

<REALGM> The final Robot guy charges at Beta

<Electrovolt> <com> "F*&^ing insane..."

<REALGM> His ARMS? then extend out and grab Beta, and then whirl him into the sky like a top.

<REALGM> Beta lands... somewhere else.

<REALGM> So now its just Alpha vs. Mayhem and the Robot.

<Electrovolt> <com> "Well that was interesting."

<REALGM> Round 2

<The_Gimmick> <com> "hmm these odds don't seem to fair"

<Electrovolt> "Not now...."

<Electrovolt> "Shal we."

<The_Gimmick> <com> "still hold"

* Chemical_Bond goes over to help alpha.

<Chemical_Bond> if that's ok?

<REALGM> Alpha starts to charge up again, but gets caught up by the Robot, whose arms start to whirl around like a drill. Alpha gets grabbed by all the arm bits.

<REALGM> Sure.

<Electrovolt> <com> "Better check her com link when we get a chance."

<REALGM> CB, uh you step up to the plate.

<REALGM> Mayhem: Hey Girl, help us out here a little on this PUNK!

<Chemical_Bond> "Sure!"

<REALGM> Mayhem backs up a bit.

* Chemical_Bond lets a ball bearing go at Mayhem's nuts at mach 1.

<REALGM> ouch

<REALGM> gimme a damage

<Chemical_Bond> someone roll?

<The_Gimmick> 15d /2?

<Chemical_Bond> I can't get to my char sheet, but I think it's 7.

<Chemical_Bond> yes, gimmick.

<The_Gimmick> 29

<REALGM> you smack him hard!

<REALGM> he gets knocked back a ways, but gets up almost immediately.

<REALGM> Mayhem: Listen Darlin' if you're playing hard to get...

<Chemical_Bond> "Don't make me use baseballs..."

<The_Gimmick> <com> "just say oops i missed"

<The_Gimmick> <com> "he'll fall for it"

<REALGM> Thats when he gets BUSHWACKED from behind by something flying.

<REALGM> Mayhem gets knocked head over heels as ANOTHER Knight slams into him.

* Chemical_Bond thinks that this could get hectic... looks at another knight...

<Electrovolt> gamma i presume, most likely the woman in the suit from the beginning.

<REALGM> CB, you see a new Knight, this one is obviously female, a bit shorter than the rest and has reddish armor.

<Electrovolt> BGC, BGC, BGC

<REALGM> Mayhem nods and cracks his neck.

* Chemical_Bond assesses the current situation... and gets some metal jacks ready...

<REALGM> Mayhem; BITCHES, you all need a good whuppin.

<REALGM> Alpha, to new knight: GET out of here, you aren't ready yet!

<REALGM> newknight: Sugah, just let me at em for a few...

<Chemical_Bond> "I'm sorry. Is lightshow not doing it for you anymore, Mayhem?"

<REALGM> Mayhem: Dammit, now why'd you have to go and get me mad?

<REALGM> Round 3

<REALGM> ok gimme init

<Chemical_Bond> roll, please?

<The_Gimmick> <com> "this should be interesting.. i know what *I've* hit mayhem with...

<Electrovolt> <com> "Shal we move now."

<The_Gimmick> 6 4 1 in that order

<The_Gimmick> whoever needs rolls

<REALGM> ok

<REALGM> CB, you get to go second.

<The_Gimmick> <com> "nah i know how much i get upset when someone helps me if i dont need it"

<Chemical_Bond> yes master.

<REALGM> The New Knight looks at you, but then ignores you as Mayhem goes after her.

<REALGM> ok CB what now?

<REALGM> the New Knight is just standing there.

<Chemical_Bond> "Look girl, keep your mind on your target!"

<Chemical_Bond> "Smack down mayhem... jack his nostril"

<Chemical_Bond> CB does just that.

<REALGM> Ok, let me roll dodge

<REALGM> whoa

<REALGM> he made it

<REALGM> damn

<REALGM> i feel the ARNE powers course through the MIGHTY GM

* The_Gimmick rubs the GM's dice

<REALGM> In game terms, he tripped a little, just enough to get the jacks to miss him a bit, you only hit his hair.

<Chemical_Bond> arne was touching the palmtop's power cord.

* Electrovolt laughs evilly.

<REALGM> Mayhem then brings both hands down on the girl, who sits there.

* Chemical_Bond gets in the way.

<REALGM> She then blocks both fists, but they hit her anyway. But she then glows.

<REALGM> A LOT

* Chemical_Bond decides she don't want to be in the way, now...

<REALGM> her armor powers up obviously and she Counter-hits mayhem hard

<The_Gimmick> <com> "hmm kinetic energy absorption, that's a neat trick to put into armor"

<The_Gimmick> <com> "better write that down"

<REALGM> She slams both hands against Mayhem's ears... and the guy falls down... KO'D.

<The_Gimmick> AQCK

<The_Gimmick> crusader can't even ko that brute in one hit

<REALGM> The girl also seems impressed.

<Electrovolt> <com> "Momma...."

<The_Gimmick> <com> "woah"

<REALGM> Alpha meanwhile, just charges up and Zaps the Robot to kingdom come.

<The_Gimmick> <com> "stupid strategy.. but woah"

<REALGM> The Robot falls backwards and shuts down.

*** REALGM is now known as Alpha

<Chemical_Bond> "I guess that's that... is Beta ok?"

<Alpha> to CB: You're under arrest. You may have helped us now, but you're still a fugitive. Give yourself up and you won't be hurt.

<Chemical_Bond> "I don't want to fight."

<Alpha> Good then come with us

*** Alpha is now known as GMALPHA

<Chemical_Bond> afk one sec.

*** GMALPHA is now known as REALGM

<REALGM> anyone else saying/doing anythign?

<Electrovolt> staying hidden.

<The_Gimmick> yep

<The_Gimmick> :over loud speaker: "impressive, it usually takes Crusader two swipes to take down that bruter"

*** REALGM is now known as GMALPHA

<GMALPHA> WHA? GIMMICK, you MURDERING SLIME! I figured you and VonHertz would be ALLIES!

<Chemical_Bond> back

* GMALPHA starts to charge up

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: "If you think that you're even more misinformed then i thought"

* Electrovolt chuckles to self

*** GMALPHA is now known as GMREAL

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: first rule of thumb about this town is nothing is what it seems:

<Chemical_Bond> (wonders if she should have stayed afk)

<GMREAL> Alpha is going to shoot through a building.

<The_Gimmick> which one?

<GMREAL> Umm, it may have people in it.

<Chemical_Bond> "Alpha, stop! There are people in that building!"

<GMREAL> Actually the ones near the loudspeaker.

<Chemical_Bond> "He's not in there!"

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: second rule of thumb is not to hurt the civilians

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: you shoot like that you nmight kill innocent people

<GMREAL> Alpha charges up, but then pulled back by the New Knight.

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: trust me people in this town turn against you so fast if they think you hrut a hair on a civilian

<GMREAL> <New Knight> Darlin' this isn't right, He's just toying with us and you KNOW ti.

<GMREAL> <New Knight> His kind always taunt you and mess with your mind. Let's just take this one back for interrogation.

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: anyway fyi i doubt von hertz is behind this little scam... for once

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: interogation.. or torture?

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: last ir ecalled beta there wanted to pound her skull in

<Chemical_Bond> "say what?"

<GMREAL> <New Knight to CB> Now sugah, I don't exactly what this suit kin do, but I figa its enough to stop you if I need to.

<Chemical_Bond> "let's not find out, eh?"

<GMREAL> <New Knight> Right, so just come with us, ok?

<Electrovolt> <damn i wish i could do something.>

<The_Gimmick> :over ls: one other thing.. I wanna know who was stupid enough to send people in mechanical suits to fight an expert in technology

<GMREAL> <New Knight> If you loose the mask now it'll be easier for all of us.

<The_Gimmick> <com> :ev: mind shutting one of their systems down?

<Chemical_Bond> "not in public."

<Electrovolt> rob how close am i to them.

<GMREAL> umm, not 10m

<GMREAL> you will have to get pretty close to them for that.

<GMREAL> they are a bit out in the open at the moment.

<Electrovolt> what about under them.

<Chemical_Bond> to alpha: "And I want your word that this is for questioning, not torture."

<The_Gimmick> <com> cb.. do you really want to be taken in?

<Electrovolt> throught the sewer.

<GMREAL> under them will require a bit of time.

<Chemical_Bond> <com> I want to clear this up, any way shape or form however."

<Electrovolt> we will move fast.

*** GMREAL is now known as GMAlpha

<The_Gimmick> <com> they'll unmask you and they'llt ellt he authorities who u r

<GMAlpha> you have no right to make any demands. Delta... This girl killed your fa... your predecessor.

<The_Gimmick> <com> thought u'd want to know that

*** GMAlpha is now known as GMReal

<The_Gimmick> :ls: if you think that you're really crazy... she was the one trying to save him

<GMReal> Delta looks shocked

<GMReal> and TICKED

<The_Gimmick> :ls: or did you miss the fact she was shouting what u needed to do to save him

<The_Gimmick> :ls: i know i didn't

<GMReal> Knights seem to be ignoring Gimmick.

<The_Gimmick> thats fine

<Electrovolt> how is my sewer scrounging.

*** GMReal is now known as GMDelta

<GMDelta> You KILLED HIM?

<Chemical_Bond> "you're his daughter?"

*** GUYBRUSH has joined #dynamo

<Chemical_Bond> "I didn't kill him"

<GMDelta> how could you? HE was the kindest, gentlest MAN Ah've ever KNOWN!

<Chemical_Bond> "your father died protecting those people from that goop."

<GMDelta> <seweres are going ok>

<Chemical_Bond> "I tried to stop it, but I didn't make it in time."

<GMDelta> he's not mah, not mah...

<Chemical_Bond> "and when I tried to save him, alpha spirited him away."

<Chemical_Bond> "And beta wouldn't let me talk."

*** GMDelta is now known as GMAlpah

<Chemical_Bond> "... i tried... i really did."

*** GMAlpah is now known as GMAlpha

<GMAlpha> Enough of your treachery villian, come with us now.

<GMAlpha> EV you are really close, almost there...

<The_Gimmick> :ls: sigh and I thought Mayhem was dumb...

<Electrovolt> burn a fatigue.

<GMAlpha> k

*** GMAlpha is now known as GMREAL

<GMREAL> thats's when Alpha catches on fire.

<Chemical_Bond> "please believe me... I tried!"

<Chemical_Bond> "no!"

<GMREAL> Alpha seems a bit confused, but in pain.

<GMREAL> You look over and GUESS WHO is awake.

<GUYBRUSH> hola a todos somos pocos o me parece?

<GMREAL> "NO... <coughs blood> I GET TO KILL HER!"

<Electrovolt> sorry no one speaks spanish.

<Chemical_Bond> afk

<GMREAL> Add to the general carnage, you hear a WHUPPA WHUPPA WHUPPA sound

<GMREAL> EV you are about the right place now, but you hear that familiar sound as well.

<The_Gimmick> <coM> cb check to see if he's poisoned

<Chemical_Bond> check him, I do.

<Electrovolt> <com> "Do you want me to knock the other's systems out?

<The_Gimmick> <com> not yet

* Chemical_Bond douses alpha after that.

<Chemical_Bond> "Delta, take care of that grey guy!"

<GMREAL> CB, you check alpha, who is still in shock when the Grey Guy launches himself at ALpha, his claws tearing into Alpha's armor.

<GMREAL> DAMN He's fast.

<GMREAL> Delta screams and tries to grab at the grey guy.

<GMREAL> Spotlights kick on.

<GMREAL> CB, Gimmick, you see the wonderful Heliblazer there again.

<GMREAL> <Montoya> "Drop to the ground now or you will be dropped."

<GMREAL> ok I need actions.

* Chemical_Bond gets down to her knees, but not before she 'lets' a jack loose, which flies to grey guy's eyes.

<Electrovolt> i am underground. i can do shit.

<The_Gimmick> if i have a clear shot at the grey guy i'm gonna goop him from the sahdows

<GMREAL> Not enough with three people on top of him.

<Chemical_Bond> I said me action.

<GMREAL> Something then launches itself from a rooftop into the IPF helicopter.

<GMREAL> You hear a bunch of Spanish swearing from Montoya.

<The_Gimmick> then i go up to save montoya

<GMREAL> Damn, it made an Obscene jump.

<Electrovolt> crap.

<GMREAL> The jack hits the grey guy, who falls back unconcious.

<Electrovolt> and i know shit.

<The_Gimmick> <com> ev stay down there.. it's safer

<GMREAL> EV, you hear a rumbling from above you.

<Chemical_Bond> "Delta, get him out of here!"

<GMREAL> Delta nods and pulls Alpha away.

<GMREAL> The helicopter is a mess.

<Chemical_Bond> "And delta! Believe your feelings!"

* Chemical_Bond flies to the chopper.

<The_Gimmick> oh yeah rob i drop a vial of anti-toxin for delta

<The_Gimmick> :ls: delta you better adminsiter that to alpha

<The_Gimmick> :ls: that guy's claws are toxic

<Electrovolt> huffa huffa, back to the surface.

<GMREAL> Gimmick, you can make out a whole bunch of people trying to do something against... something going nuts in the helicopter.

<Chemical_Bond> "he's right, delta!"

<The_Gimmick> screw it i go up to help them

<GMREAL> EV you get to the surface in time to see CB and Gimmick fly towards the Heliblazer which is in SERIOUS problems.

<Electrovolt> "Why me?!?!"

<Electrovolt> might as well head up there.

<GMREAL> You can make out Montoya and the rest trying to pry something away from the controls of the Heli-blazer. It looks like a girl...

<Electrovolt> Is it Oro.

<GMREAL> Uh... A little girl who is holding them back with a staff-sized club

<The_Gimmick> oh no i pray it isn't oro oro

<GMREAL> Its oro

<The_Gimmick> right

<The_Gimmick> this don't look good

<GMREAL> umm, she just snapped off the control stick

<Chemical_Bond> "Hey, Oro! Wanna play?!?"

<The_Gimmick> <com> cb distract oro i gotta save the passengers

<GMREAL> Oro looks out, sees all of you and jumps out.

<Electrovolt> ok cyberpsi with the thing and attempt to land this puppy.

<Chemical_Bond> "That I can do..."

<GMREAL> YES!

<GMREAL> you can use cyberpsi

<The_Gimmick> btw i fly up to the door

<Electrovolt> except i cant fly one, so this is by seat of the pants.

<GMREAL> Gimmick, you fly up as you see Montoya, gun in hand, taking sight on Oro.

<The_Gimmick> "Gimmick Transportation... anyone want a lift off a crashing copter?

<GMREAL> Montoya says: Men first.

<The_Gimmick> "or would u rather shoot her and die in the crash

<Electrovolt> ok trying to keep the thing level.

* Chemical_Bond magnetizes the gun away without obvious effect...

<GMREAL> There are about eight of them.

<The_Gimmick> right

<GMREAL> CB, Oro lands safely as Montoya's gun gets pulled away.

<The_Gimmick> how long till a crash?

<GMREAL> Montoya swears.

<GMREAL> 3, 4 secs

<Electrovolt> how is the cyberpsi.

<The_Gimmick> right... goop below me thick

<GMREAL> Oro damaged a bit of the helicopter.

<GMREAL> Ok you are in ok

<The_Gimmick> sorry guys emergency jump

<The_Gimmick> start shoving them onto the goop

<Electrovolt> ok try to stabilize the decent.

<GMREAL> the helicopter is going down no matter what, you can keep it aloft, but that's about it.

<Electrovolt> keeping it level and landing in the goop.

<GMREAL> You Might not want to land the helicopter into the guys

<Electrovolt> this is gonna hurt.

<The_Gimmick> yeah that'd be

<GMREAL> Gimmick, you start launching the guys out.

<The_Gimmick> i'll grab montoya when everyone else is out

<GMREAL> Montoya gives a helping boot every now and again.

<Electrovolt> oh then far from the goop.

<GMREAL> CB, yhou notice that Montoya swears and checks her pocket.

<GMREAL> You then notice that Oro has a keen and familiar pair of shades.

<The_Gimmick> oh shit

<Chemical_Bond> ummm, shit...

* Chemical_Bond ain't touchin this one...

<GMREAL> Montoya swears and almost jumps out the window after Oro.

<The_Gimmick> :grab montoya:

<GMREAL> Gimmick, uh you stop her.

<GMREAL> EV, the helicopter is kinda coming down, although badly.

<The_Gimmick> "sorry sugah, you're too pretty to die this young"

<GMREAL> You wish you had the skill...

<The_Gimmick> :pick up montoya and flie out

<GMREAL> the copter goes down...

<Electrovolt> we'll call this a crash course

<GMREAL> But is then... Caught?

<The_Gimmick> "so what's a grizzled veteran like you doing in a city like this?"

* Chemical_Bond morphs the fuel to a non-explosive... never mind.

*** GUYBRUSH has quit IRC (qis.md.us.dal.net sahara.ca.us.dal.net_)

<GMREAL> Montoya snarls at you.

<Electrovolt> Son of a...

<Electrovolt> who caught it.

<GMREAL> The copter is then carried BACK to all of you and put on the ground.

<The_Gimmick> "woah.. sorry.. suddenly channeled protege

<GMREAL> You see a huge guy about 6'8" with muscles wearing a tank top and jeans.

<Chemical_Bond> is he cute?

<Electrovolt> oh wondered where he's been.

<Electrovolt> tis the mass.

<GMREAL> He looks kinda strange with mussled hair and GOLD eyes

<GMREAL> Its not the mass.

<Chemical_Bond> ooh,gold eyes.

<Electrovolt> tis not the mass.

<Electrovolt> tis someone different.

<The_Gimmick> the mass has been a smart lad and pretended he never met us

<GMREAL> He looks at all of you and then jumps up and grabs Oro easily.

<GMREAL> Oro tries to get away, but the man outfakes her and grabs her anyway.

<Electrovolt> ahh her keeper.

<GMREAL> Man: Who are all of you?

<GMREAL> ORO: VUZA VUZA LUVIS?

<The_Gimmick> "Montoya... I know you're not terribly pleased with me at the moment.. but just a random question.. you said you grew up in San Diego.. do you remmeber anyone by the name of Or Oro?"

<GMREAL> Man looks shocked.

<GMREAL> Montoya looks strangely at you.

<Chemical_Bond> "The name's bond... chemical bond."

<GMREAL> Montoya: Sounds familiar, but let me down so I can give that little bitch a taste of leather.

<GMREAL> Man: VUZA VUZA???????

<The_Gimmick> "now now, she's only a young girl... who doesn't speak the language.. or any i know of..."

<GMREAL> The man then with obscene speed jumps down, runs over to Gimmick.

<GMREAL> He's gonna try to grab you.

<The_Gimmick> well i dont wanna be grabbed

<Electrovolt> "Hey golden boy, i take it you know the language?"

<GMREAL> OK, gimme a hand to hand test

<The_Gimmick> lemme check my brawl

<GMREAL> BRAWL?

<GMREAL> ok that'll be ok...

<GMREAL> Gimme a check

<The_Gimmick> haha brawl=13

<The_Gimmick> i'm toast

<Electrovolt> go mighty 13

<The_Gimmick> gimme a roll z

<Electrovolt> i am gonna lightly zap him in the arse.

<Electrovolt> instantanious stunning.

<GMREAL> ok

<GMREAL> gimme that roll

<The_Gimmick> i see

<The_Gimmick> i'l roll i gues

<GMREAL> ok

<Electrovolt> rolled a nine on the zapping. out of 16

<The_Gimmick> 10

<Chemical_Bond> no dice

<The_Gimmick> made by 3

<GMREAL> Umm, he makes his by...

<The_Gimmick> i needed a lower roll than that

<GMREAL> JEEZUS

<GMREAL> uh

<GMREAL> -8 to your active defense.

<GMREAL> roll dodge now.

<Chemical_Bond> methinks gimmick is getting hauled...

<The_Gimmick> umm he notices i'm holding montoya right?

<GMREAL> yeah, and he cares...

<GMREAL> how much?

<GMREAL> I thought so.

<Electrovolt> <Yelling at top of lungs with accompanying thunder> "EXCUSE ME MR GOLDEN MAN!!!!"

<The_Gimmick> i'll be the noble lad and shield her

<GMREAL> ok!

<GMREAL> He grabs you and pulls you up to his face

<GMREAL> "YOU VUZA VUZA'D HER!"

<GMREAL> "HOW DARE YOU!"

* Chemical_Bond adds some grease to the outside of gimmick's outfit...

<The_Gimmick> "oh dear"

<Electrovolt> "WOULD YOU MIND EXPLANING WHAT VUZA VUZA MEANS!"

<GMREAL> CB you make the grease, which lets Gimmick slip out.

<The_Gimmick> "actually that'd be great i'd love to know"

<GMREAL> Montoya gets shaken up but is ok.

<The_Gimmick> "and if u could mention what language that is.. it'd be nice too"

<GMREAL> The man looks at both of you.

<GMREAL> You DON'T KNOW?

<The_Gimmick> "no"

<Electrovolt> I fly over and look at the golden man.

<Electrovolt> "No, we dont speak the language!"

* Chemical_Bond goes to make sure Montoya is ok.

<GMREAL> Man gives an animalistic snarl.

<The_Gimmick> "granted i dont get out of the city much... but i have an extensive language database"

<GMREAL> It sounded definetly inhuman.

<The_Gimmick> "and that one ain't listed i'm afraid"

<Electrovolt> "I have had a very bad day, i have been in sewers, i have been chased, and now i would like some explanations if you please."

<GMREAL> Montoya is shaken up but is ok, she snarls and rubs her head and checks on her men.

<The_Gimmick> :to montoya: "btw i think von hertz is in the city somewhere"

<GMREAL> The man says, I am... I have no translatable name to your people.

<The_Gimmick> "then pick a name in this langauge that fits you"

<GMREAL> I am the bodyguard of the Oro line since its creation.

<The_Gimmick> "makes things easier in the logn run"

<GMREAL> And you have DARED to VUZA VUZA her!

* Electrovolt leans up on anything nearby that can support him.

<The_Gimmick> "hey listen i was trying to figure out her language.. and she vuza vuza'd first!

<GMREAL> ok

<GMREAL> SHE WHAT?

<GMREAL> RRGH!

<Electrovolt> "Well we would like to know what that means before we start finger pointing."

<The_Gimmick> "u think i'd randomly say vuza vuza without hearing from someone?"

<GMREAL> You do not have a... a proper translation for VUZA. I believe that the closest would be family, or in this case, PROPOSAL.

<Electrovolt> "Especially when we dont know the f%$#ing translation."

<The_Gimmick> "oh dear"

<GMREAL> It Cannot be helped.

<Electrovolt> <to gimmick> "You make me sick..."

<The_Gimmick> "i thought being hunted by the auhtorites, having my good name slandered.. and watching the city fall aparat was bad"

<GMREAL> You are obviously weak, but if the Princess has chosen you I can do little about it.

<GMREAL> Oro points to CB: GUCHA GUCHA

<Electrovolt> "OK now what does that mean."

<The_Gimmick> "allright what the hell does gucha gucha mean"

<GMREAL> Man: ANd you have a GUCHA? And you have a VUZA?

<The_Gimmick> "thats been bugging us for a day"

Session Time: Sun Oct 03 00:00:00 1999

<Chemical_Bond> I'm up for this... what does it mean?

<GMREAL> snarls, GUCHA is LOVER, or mate for... amusement.

<The_Gimmick> "i've never admitted to a gucha gucha whatever that is"

<The_Gimmick> "oh.. well no.. she's most certaintly not my gucha gucha"

<Electrovolt> "Ok so the gimmick is the husband, and CB is the mistress."

<Electrovolt> "The boys on the net are gonna love this."

<Electrovolt> "And I am not caught up in it at all."

<The_Gimmick> what's montoya doing by the way?

<GMREAL> Montoya is arresting everyone there.

<The_Gimmick> ahh ok

<GMREAL> THe Vonhertz kids are still there

<Electrovolt> figured.

<GMREAL> Montoya walks over to you all.

<Electrovolt> back into the pokey they go.

<GMREAL> <Montoya> you weren't here.

<Chemical_Bond> ummm....

<The_Gimmick> "you'll forigve if i ask you to put me down.. i've had a bad 24 hours.. and things look like they're gonna get worse soon.. explosions and such"

<GMREAL> I didn't see you.

<GMREAL> Montoya walks away.

<Electrovolt> "Gotya Montoya."

<The_Gimmick> "Of course not... it's been a pleasure not seeing you"

* Chemical_Bond makes like a kogirl and flocks away.

<GMREAL> CB, uh, you hear another snarl

<GMREAL> Uh, GUESS WHO has woken up again.

<Chemical_Bond> snarl?

<The_Gimmick> "oh is that guy stil nto arrested?"

<Chemical_Bond> man...

<Chemical_Bond> next jack

<Electrovolt> i boom him.

<The_Gimmick> i goop him.. if i can through the hol di'm in

<GMREAL> you both hit him and he falls down.

<GMREAL> You goop him as well.

<Electrovolt> "He is beginning to piss me off."

<Electrovolt> "He just doesnt get it."

<GMREAL> Montoya gives you the "Thanks a lot for making my life harder" look.

* Chemical_Bond walks away...

<GMREAL> ok

<Chemical_Bond> "At least you're not the lover, or the person he wants dead."

* Electrovolt smiles and strolls into an alley.

<The_Gimmick> "man that creep is persistant"

<The_Gimmick> "cb did you like refuse to date him or something?"

<GMREAL> Man talks to Oro

<GMREAL> Oro nods and runs to CB

<GMREAL> ORO: No GUCHA?

<The_Gimmick> hey z this yer chance to get off of oro's eat list

-> [Chemical] PING

-> [Chemical_Bond] PING

<The_Gimmick> apparently z is temp afk

<GMREAL> Z?

<GMREAL> ok

<Electrovolt> ping is 0 sec.

<The_Gimmick> he's 1 sec on my ping so.....

<GMREAL> EV, you can pull back if you need

<GMREAL> or want

<Chemical_Bond> sorry

<Electrovolt> nah, i think gimmick needs backup on this one.

<Electrovolt> also i need more info to splash over the net.

<The_Gimmick> "by the way big guy, it's probably best if we leave this area fairly soon"

<Chemical_Bond> no gucha.

<Chemical_Bond> all yours oro oro.

<GMREAL> ORO smiles really big.

<GMREAL> She then thinks and hands you Montoya's sunglasses

<Electrovolt> "SHIT!"

<GMREAL> Oro smiles at you again.

<Chemical_Bond> actually, I don't know what I did to him...

* Chemical_Bond smiles back...

* Electrovolt runs off into the sunset.

* Electrovolt heads back to the lab.

<GMREAL> Oro runs back to Gimmick

<Electrovolt> me must find Noriko.

<The_Gimmick> yeah thats a good plan

<GMREAL> Man: so now we must discuss when you will return to the Jungle with us.

<GMREAL> Man: You will come with us now.

* Chemical_Bond makes a mental note to mail this to Montoya.

<The_Gimmick> "No"

<The_Gimmick> "This city's in too much danger, I'm it's guardian"

<GMREAL> Man:??

* Chemical_Bond runs to her apartment!

<GMREAL> Man: WHAT?

<The_Gimmick> "to do so would be dereliction of my duty"

* Electrovolt returns to lab.

<Electrovolt> any norkio.

<GMREAL> Man: Your duty is to your VUZA first!

<GMREAL> EV< you return and Eliza is there. She is talking to Noriko, who looks... normal?

<The_Gimmick> "My duty is to the people I've sworn to protect not the Vuza I accidently got"

<The_Gimmick> "if that's too much of a problem.. deal"

* Electrovolt does the kramer stagger.

<GMREAL> CB, you return, and your apartment looks normal form the outside.

* Chemical_Bond undoes all ten locks on her door and goes in.

<The_Gimmick> "you of all people should understand that"

<GMREAL> Man looks taken aback, and then laughs.

<GMREAL> Man: I like your spirit, little monkey. Perhaps you were a good choice after all.

<Electrovolt> "OK i see you are back."

<Chemical_Bond> little monkey he says.

<GMREAL> Eliza: Back, where did you go Noriko?

<The_Gimmick> "although i'm curious.. is there a way back to whereever u r from?"

<Chemical_Bond> you know, i'd like someone to come home to, too...

<GMREAL> Noriko shrugs but then winks to you; Umm, nowhere in particular.

<The_Gimmick> "i found oro oro lost.. cold, dirty and hungry"

<Electrovolt> nooo!

<The_Gimmick> <com> hey ev find noriko yet?

<Electrovolt> <com> "Yea, I'll talk about it later."

<GMREAL> Man: Hmm, no. Will that be a problem.

<The_Gimmick> <com> "umm having her tell the police we didnt do anything to her and we helped protect would be real nice...

<GMREAL> Man:You and your... machines can fix things I suppose.

<The_Gimmick> "at some point.. it would take time... but in the meantime you are certainly welcome as a guest"

<Electrovolt> "OK, Norkio, we kinda need your help.

<GMREAL> CB, your apartment looks fairly normal except for...

<GMREAL> Man: Good,the princess must continue her training. She has already found a few beasts that she can skin to become the empress.

<GMREAL> Noriko: Umm, in what way.

<The_Gimmick> "I draw the line at people"

<GMREAL> CB, except for the fact that you have a number of roses in your living room.

<Electrovolt> "We need you to tell the police that myself, the gimmick, Chemical bond and the rest didnt harm you in any way."

<GMREAL> Man: ? Do not worry, the Princess says that she has seen several flying beasts that will give adequate skins.

<Electrovolt> "That infact we protected you. Which is the truth, but hearing it from you may make things a little less crazy."

<The_Gimmick> "umm yes... those happen to be people"

<Chemical_Bond> roses?

<The_Gimmick> "At least by what i observed her reactions to be"

<GMREAL> Noriko: Umm, I guess I could... uh... I'm not feeling so well right now, maybe later...

<Electrovolt> (roses, skins, and i have two beautiful women in my living room and i am doing idle chit chat.)

<GMREAL> Yes Roses, and they hae a card.

<Chemical_Bond> read card...

<Electrovolt> "Whenever you feel up to it, but the sooner the better."

<GMREAL> it says: Thanks for getting a monkey off my back. Its in YOUR handwriting.

<GMREAL> Noriko nods.

<GMREAL> Man: So?

<Chemical_Bond> What?

<Chemical_Bond> I didn't write this...

<Electrovolt> (evil twin!)

<The_Gimmick> "never mind... anyway it'd be useful for you to have a name while you're here

<GMREAL> Man: Hmm, the closest would be Jaguar... But you will not call me only that... it needs something more... MASTER, that is an adequate translation. Master Jaguar.

<The_Gimmick> "I thought of you as a Leo myself.. but master jaguar works"

<Electrovolt> "So ladies," as I sit in my easy chair, "What have you two been up to this evening."

<GMREAL> MJ: I will teach Oro all that she needs to know... You will not engage her in any activity that will HINDER her training... UNDERSTAND?

<GMREAL> Eliza: Just talking right now.

<The_Gimmick> "quite perfectly"

<The_Gimmick> "in fact in my socieity she's still considered too young for me to even try that kind of hindering"

<Electrovolt> "Thats good. Catching up on old times."

<GMREAL> Eliza: Noriko said that she was helped by all of you and was kind of tired when you brought her here.

<GMREAL> Oro looks sad and says: No GUCHA VUZA?

<Electrovolt> "Yes, she was using the bed in the back."

<The_Gimmick> :looks at Oro: 'fraid not kid

<GMREAL> Oro then takes two fingers, puts them together, and then pulls them away and then holds up a third next to the second finger.

<GMREAL> MJ: NO!

<Electrovolt> i dont want to know.

<GMREAL> MJ: There will be no MATING of any kind!

<Electrovolt> i didnt want to know.

<The_Gimmick> "you are wise mj"

<GMREAL> ok guys

<GMREAL> thats it for me

<GMREAL> I have to get going.

<GMREAL> its already 1:30 pm here

<GMREAL> I do need to get a few things done

<The_Gimmick> like you mean we get to sleep...

<GMREAL> yep

<Electrovolt> its 12:30 AM here

<The_Gimmick> wait i dont have to wake up before 8am!!!!!

<GMREAL> ok

<Electrovolt> sleep yipiee.

<The_Gimmick> holy crap!

<GMREAL> sorry if its a bit early

<Electrovolt> feeling good now.

<Chemical_Bond> bye rob.

<Electrovolt> no prob.

<The_Gimmick> we'll forgive u rob

<Chemical_Bond> how many points have we gotten so far in the campaign?

<The_Gimmick> but only this time

<Electrovolt> this leaves me in an interesting prediciment.

<GMREAL> E-mail me about decisions you want to make.

<Chemical_Bond> Are we meeting in 8 hrs?

<Electrovolt> rand what about the buffer.

<GMREAL> Oh have 10 more btw

<The_Gimmick> next time you get the wet pasta noodle!

<GMREAL> do you want to meet again in 8 hrs?

<The_Gimmick> ok that nets us 25 total kiddies

*** Disconnected

Session Close: Sun Oct 03 00:24:03 1999

Session Start: Sun Oct 03 00:24:10 1999

*** Now talking in #Dynamo

<GMREAL> ok

<Gimmick> wow that was strange

<GMREAL> umm, why did you spawn?

<Electrovolt> rand what do you want me to do with the buffer?

<Gimmick> i lost carrier all of a sudden

<Gimmick> oh u have it good e-mail me it

<Gimmick> i think i may have lost mine due to that logon burp

<Electrovolt> well how do i get it.

<Gimmick> click on top left hand corner of the dynamo window

<GMREAL> Add Master Jaguar and update the page with the Knights and Oro Oro info if you can.